Bring on the insanity!

When I was growing up, I dreamed of living in medieval castles or caves with spirits of ancient bears. Now that reality has set in and I'm living my 30-something crisis, I've saddled myself with the ancient curse circa the Brady Bunch era... In less than an hour, I will sign over my life for a mortgage on a split-level home in lovely wild suburbs of Cleveland, Ohio. Herein documents my journey for any who care to take a ride with me on this crazy crazy train! (We are definitely going off the rails!)